October 2007


Britney Samoans The evening skate sessions in Round Rock continue to gain heat as the outside temps drop. James Juneau is laying down some layback smith grinds over the loveseat that inspired Travis Burke to reference the deceased Blaize Blouin. Transplant-from-Dallas, Graham pulled a no-pads backside ollie-tailslide in the deep end. That was not long after his backside smith from deep to shallow over the loveseat the other day. The kid rips.No photos of these stunts, though, because my flash batteries need recharging. Speaking of Round Rock illumination, the new deal with the lights has them shutting off at 11:00 and except for one on the bowl that turns off 15 minutes later. Trash is becoming something of a problem again…

Maker’s Faire is this weekend. I lack the words to describe this conceptual event, except to say that Lee Brooks is supposed to be there demonstrating how to build a cradle with just a shovel, wheel barrow, and 4,200 bags of Quikrete.

Tasmanian TigerIf I didn’t know better, I would say the music industry is inhabited by a huge pack of marsupial wolves. Like the now-extinct Thylacine (Tasmanian Tiger), these people are unpredictably eccentric to the maximum. Our profit-obsessed forefathers would most certainly have put a bounty on them for stunts like the one Radiohead just pulled by releasing their new album via download at whatever price their fans want to pay. Some fans of Oklahoma’s Flaming Lips want a bounty on Wayne’s head right now for them taking payola from Big Tobacco to help recruit future cancer patients on their current tour. Finally, Billy Corrigan broke up the Smashing Pumpkins years ago saying, “…. the way the culture is and stuff, it’s hard to keep trying to fight the good fight against the Britneys.” Since then, the Pumpkins have turned the tables on Ms. Spears with such cruelty that the ex-diva shaved her head (and vagine) Corrigan-style in an attempt to placate her career-destroyer. Billy and the reunited Smashing Pumkins play the Backyard November 2nd. And on top of all this, the Angry Samoans will sing a song about poking your eyes out in Waterloo Park on November 3rd at the Fun Fun Fun Fest!


Travis Burke has been floating ollies at Round Rock over the past couple of days. He’s taking this semester off from college so he can MC a contest Mike Crum is organizing at the Allen skate park. According to Burkle, Crum has secured Busch beer as a sponsor and is offering to pay Travis $200 to MC along with an ice chest full of Busch that also says ‘Busch’ on the side. Travis confided to me that he would have actually driven up there just for the ice chest.

Saturday’s breastfeeding expo at Republic Square Park was a huge success. Area mothers gathered to perform a synchronized ‘latch-on’ at 11:00 AM as mothers across the US gathered to increase breastfeeding awareness. Austin’s gathering next to Saturday’s farmer’s market consisted of 103 babies, which could be the largest breastfeeding gathering in the US.

Tonight’s HR booking at Stubb’s Jr. recalls an often-repeated story I had heard about one of his first visits to Austin where the DC performer burned the Big Boys frontman, Biscuit, who was exhibiting some true Austin hospitality. Here’s a copy-and-paste of the story from this site. (more…)