Here’s a lesson I learned the other day:

cut my fingerLet’s say you need to borrow a knife in a hurry to cut some plastic sheeting to cover something before the rain sets in. Suppose the lender of said knife makes a living installing surveillence video cameras. Additionally, he’s wearing mirrored sunglasses on a cloudy day. Oh, and when he pulls the knife out of his pocket, the blade flicks open immediately. At this moment, it would be in the best interest of all your appendages if you were to recognize that the guy who just handed you the knife is REALLY into knives. Moreso, understand that the knife in your hand is the sharpest fucking knife you will ever encounter in your entire life. Be careful with it.