Ok. So next to the Austin Skatenotes headquarters lives an old, crotchety woman. Her name is Joanne. Hardly a day passes where she doesn’t come by complaining that some tree growing on ASN property is about to drop a branch on her shiny car. Or harass ASN employees about how the ASN grounds could be mowed more frequently. Or even ask if the person sleeping on her front lawn is an ASN employee. Jesus. I think we can all relate. Well, now she’s demanding that we post the recent collection of photos that have returned from the skate expedition to Orcas Island, located in Washington state’s Puget Sound. Will the grim reaper please visit this terrestrial being who has overstayed her welcome? Goddamn.

Can you tell that I lost my job last week? Anyway, here are the aforementioned photos.