death starCary Jackson, owner of the large south-Austin skate ramp, the Death Star, received a visit from an insurance adjuster a couple months ago. The storms Austin suffered in the spring sent a tree branch crashing into his roof and it caused enough damage that he was motivated to file an insurance claim. In addition to estimating the cost of repairing the roof damage, the insurance adjuster reported back to his State Farm insurance bosses that Cary’s backyard contained a skateboarding ramp.

Insurance companies love customers who pay their monthly premiums and never file a claim. You get on their shitlist, though, when your policy becomes anything but easy money for them. In Cary’s case, State Farm is happy to have an excuse to cancel his homeowner’s insurance policy and dodge having to pay off future claims. They’ve sent him a letter telling him that the backyard ramp creates a dangerous environment that his policy will not cover in the event that someone were to be injured on it. This is in spite of the eight-foot stockade fence that secures his backyard against trespassers. This is also in spite of his claim that no one other than himself skates the ramp and can’t skate it because of the fence and locked gate.

As a result, Cary is scrambling to find an insurance company to cover his home before the end of the month. If he can’t, he’ll have to initiate the self-destruct sequence on the technological nightmare.

Oh yeah, Wes posted some more photos in his gallery!

DIY ledge off Airport